Sibling Speak

"Fear my boomer!" said Thor

I think almost all siblings have their inside jokes and special code language. My kids have started developing their own language which involves several key words. I wanted to record it here so I would always remember what those were:

boomer:  a large hammer like instrument or anvil. "Thor's boomer is cool."

whap: to whip. "Whap your horse to make it go faster!"

eyeballs: the balls or globes in the eye sockets. "Look into my eyeballs!" (For some reason this one brings on lots of laughter...I don't know, I just live here.)

X eyes: what happens to a cartoon character's eyes when it gets hit very hard by another character. "Jerry has X eyes!" (Again, lots of laughter.)

Do your kids have a special language or commonly use nonsense words? Share them here.

P.S. Charlotte has started singing "This old man..." But because she thinks it says "This snowman..." She sings it every time she sees a snowman. It cracks me up!

Eviction Notice

TO:      Mr. Seasonal Influenza (nickname: Flu)

            (Tenant Name)

             46X0 Hacking Cough Drive                         

            (Street Adress)

              K-town, TN   37X1X                              

            (City, State, Zip Code)

Pursuant to the provisions of RSA 540:2, you are hereby given an eviction notice and notice to vacate, on or before     Dec. 5        , 2012  , the premises and appurtenances owned by

      our family       of the City of    K-Town   , in the County of      K County     , Tennessee, which premises are now occupied by you.

The reason for this eviction notice is:

/    X    /  Behavior by you or members of your family which adversely affects the health or safety of the other tenants or the landlord pursuant to RSA 540:2 II.

Dated:     Dec. 3    , 2012                

  Emily, the co-owner of this residence        

  Signature: Landlord/Agent Name